Cheating Charlie
Well, it’s unsurprising that a guy who spent his life making people laugh also spent his nights making women swoon. But 2000 women? That’s a lot of swooning. I wonder if he had a system for keeping track of them all, like a Rolodex or a spreadsheet. It’s a lot to remember!
And as for his ideal woman, it’s not exactly the most romantic sentiment, is it? It’s more like he just wanted someone to fawn over him and stroke his ego. But when you’re one of the most famous people in the world, you can get away with that kind of thing.